Here is the OFFICIAL Hall of Fame for Absolute Units. To nominate someone into the Hall, just tweet me a picture of them @dpotocki or something. The only requirement to get in is that you have to be in awe at the size of the lad.
DAVID MORGAN-HEWITT: LONDON, ENGLAND: UNANIMOUS 1ST BALLOT
MATT PATRICIA: SHERRILL, NEW YORK: 3RD BALLOT