BY:DALTON

 

So this tweet came across my Twitter feed today and I cant say I’m comfortable with Morris writing on this site anymore. It makes me wonder what other type of crazy things he does/is capable of doing. The sky is the limit honestly and even then I wouldn’t put it past him to do something crazy on the Moon. Not only does he say that he takes his shoes off in a movie theater, but it is ESSENTIAL for him. Let me remind everyone that not only is a movie theater floor one of the most disgusting surfaces on the planet, it is also a public place. In other words, women and children can enter a movie theater. Imagine taking your family to see the newest Star Wars film and you see these staring you right in the face:

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You and your family are horrified. I would demand my money back from the theater. Do I want to get my money back, potentially ruining the movie theater’s bottom line, eventually forcing it to go out of business then I have to drive 25 minutes to the next theater because the one that Morris goes to is shut down? No, I do not want to put hard working Americans out of jobs. Thats just who I am. I would like to go on record to say that I am against people not having jobs. Yes, its a hot take, I know but thats just the way I feel. But, don’t sue me. Sue Morris for being a lunatic and taking his shoes off and forcing the local cineplex to close its doors forever.

After doing a little bit of digging, Morris is disturbed on a much, much deeper level. It appears as if he is against Taco Bell. His employment status here at joshbobdotcom.com is currently under review. Thank you for your patronage loyal readers.