People Who Use Chopsticks…

BY: DALTON

People who use chopsticks really grind my gears. If I look over and you’re eating Panda Express with chopsticks, news flash fella, YOU AINT BETTER THAN ME. I see you over there with that smug ass look on your face as you eat that orange chicken between two pieces of bamboo, don’t think that gets by me. Just use a damn fork, its so much more efficient.

There are a few exceptions to the hate though:

  • If you are of any type of Asian decent
  • If you are in an Asian country
  • If you are in any type of “China Town”

Thats it. Otherwise, if you are a white person in America, don’t be so extra. Just use regular utensils.

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