BY: DALTON

I played myself at work today. So earlier in the day, I saw Christina (desk girl) eating from a bag of peanuts. I assumed they were hers. She left early and forgot her peanuts behind the desk. Not having ate anything that day; I decided to finish the bag of peanuts. And oh boy, did I finish them. I went to town on those legumes, they didn’t stand a chance. So, after I ravaged these peanuts, I texted Christina that I ate her peanuts incase she had any plans to come back for them. She responds that they weren’t hers and that they were Dave’s (desk guy). I sat and polished off Dave’s bag of peanuts with out even asking him. I felt like such a dick. Dumb story but that’s how I played myself today at work.